i'm in the computer lab at coor right now...
some bitch near me is wearing way too much perfume, causing me to sneaze every five seconds.
attention asu bitches!!
no one cares if you smell like j.lo, brittany spears, your ex-boyfriend, the month of august, or paris hilton!!
all that the guys here care about is if you are female and drunk enough to sleep with them!
please stop wearing so much perfume, when you go to your classes, everyone will hate you.
then no one will sleep with you.
and your life will remain un-validated.
that is all.